Dear Linden Lab,
You can suck it.
Hey, I’ve been a fan. I make excuses for you. I promote you. I advocate for you. But you let me down. You. Let. Me. Down.
Why the hell am I being subjected to “It’s Wedding Season In SL!” emails? Do I look like I’m having a wedding? I couldn’t get married on a dare and having you guys shoving “Woo! Wedding!” emails at me is pretty low.
So on behalf of all of the SL singles – Suck it.
Also? Not all of us use Facebook!! Quit throwing it at us!
What I do love, though?
Dancing with my girls.