Day 283 – My new business!

I’m starting a new business!


Do you need someone to watch your kid while you go to the latest fashion show/party/strip club? Call me! I will take great care of your baby in your home or mine. Only $100L per hour. Discounts available for multiple kids! I will make sure your child is totally safe and believe me, they will be very happy when you come home! Or passed out asleep!!


I’m sure I will be very busy taking care of babies, so be sure to book me in advance!


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