I know, I don’t usually do random out of the blue non-365 day project posts anymore. But I was sitting here and I thought, “You know, I haven’t checked my analytics in a while. I wonder what search terms people are using to end up on my blog.” And you know what I found out?
Some of you are kinda creepers. :-p
Let’s get a few things straight, okay?
I don’t know a thing about “clit pumps,” or “clit pumping.” I also have no knowledge of “clitless girls,” although that sounds like a pretty bad fate!
For the girl who needed a quote to let the guy she likes know that she’s more than a rebound girl? Try this:
“Hey, I’m more than just a rebound girl.”
Guys aren’t that hard to read, and most of them don’t give a flip about some supposedly deep quote you found on the internet!
I don’t have any naked pictures of Holly Madison, I don’t know who porn star Emma Heart is, and I don’t know what Jef Holm’s penis size is. [Although, if I had to guess, I’d guess about 7.5 inches because he just seems like that type.]
I don’t think ass cracks are sexy, and no, I won’t show you my boobs if you show me your penis. It’s not worth it!
I’m not a fan of Cloud Party, I don’t hump pillows, and I don’t have a pic of Superman’s penis.
To the person who doesn’t know what shade of blue to paint their bedroom, I would suggest a lovely light blue. Too dark and the room will look smaller.
So there you go! Thanks for stopping by my blog and all, but if you’re looking for clits & penises…probably best to keep moving on. 🙂