Day 179 – Shake Up The World

So I demoed mesh boobs tonight for the first time. I looked utterly ridiculous. LOL

Oh you thought I’d show you from the front? Haha, get real!!! But I did let Aldwyn see them. I think he liked them. They weren’t the most ugly things ever [these were called Lush] but we did laugh when I made them like, CRAZY huge. I’m a petite avatar. Huge boobs will NEVER look good on me. Ever. Not that I think they look particularly good on anyone else when they get over a certain size, but even a smaller size on me looks a little too full. Just like in RL, I’ll stay content having a smaller chest.

DAy 164 – I’m Sure I Can Fight With Them.

I took advantage of the Black Friday sale on Steam and purchased Dawnguard and Hearthfire for Skyrim, so over the weekend I spent more time playing than I have in the past couple of weeks. I also got some mods, including some clothes, and started a new character so that I could see what it was like to join the Stormcloaks rather than the Imperials. But I totally had to laugh when I forged my new outfit.

Why do my boobs have to be SO HUGE?

Of course, that’s a question I keep asking as I look at Flickr or the feeds lately. Prim boobs are all the rage lately. I get it, I guess. They are usually nicer shaped than the regular avatar boobs. But do they have to be so ENORMOUS? If having huge breasts is the only thing you can think of to show off… Well, I just don’t know.

The worst part of this whole boob thing lately is the fact that sooooo many women want to show them off without any clothes. I’m sorry, I don’t need to see your nipples parading around all over the place. And I MOST DEFINITELY don’t need to see all the bodily fluids dripping that seem to accompany these photos lately.

In fact, that may be the worst thing that’s come out of this whole boob thing. WHY are people dripping with jizz and spit and whatever? It’s just SO unattractive! Call me a prude, but if I had to choose between being a prude and being a huge fake boobed cum bucket, I’ll go with prude every single time.

At least my Skyrim character isn’t dripping with anything. And I’m fairly sure if she tried, she could knock down a draugr with one breast.

All we wanted was some organic food!

So earlier today, Rylan grabbed Ulaa and me and brought us to see baby furniture. After all, she’s pregnant and baby stuff is on her mind.

There were lots of full nursery rooms, and also rooms of furniture for toddlers to teens. If I had a kid, this would be her room.

Oh, and that is Mommy Rylan doing handstands. I don’t know HOW her baby is going to come out with all the shaking.

After the furniture trip, we decided we needed to swing by the grocery store. After all, we must eat! And Rylan needs to start stocking up on baby formula and diapers, too. You can never have too many diapers! We decided to go to the Pleasantville Grocery Store because they have organic food.

And I found pie! Y’all know how I love pie!

So somewhere during the shopping trip, Ulaa got hot and lost her top. We’re pretty sure she just wanted to start a new career as being the only hooker in Pleasantville. She’s even on FUNKY Avenue!

Rylan and I were going to hit the skating rink [I’m telling you, she’s an active pregnant lady!] while Ulaa was working on the corner, but when we showed up, people were already there.

Pretty sure, just by their conversation, that they were totally lost.

So very lost.

Then they said Rylan was ugly. If we weren’t afraid of that woman’s ass, shit would have gotten real, y’all!

Also, the woman seemed to want to take Ulaa’s place as the new Pleasantville hooker!! What the heck?? You can’t just be taking someone’s hooker spot. There are rules, you know!

Pleasantville wasn’t so pleasant anymore, so we got our groceries, covered Ulaa’s boobs, and went home.

Just a normal afternoon!

I’ll give you the red light special

Yesterday, Ulaa kept telling me “I look like a high priced whore!” I figured she was probably right, since she usually does. :-p But then she came over to drop off wedding benches and her boobs were HUGE! HUGE!!!! She tends to go for a much more voluptuous look than I do, but she was wearing a corset that made me not be able to stop looking at her boobs. I guess that’s the intention, huh?

Anyway, she told me she had bought a pose prop from oOo and I should take some pics in it. I like pose props a LOT and this one was pretty good. Al and I got the first pic on it.

I really like the way the lighting came out in it. And let me tell you – if you’re not in a good mesh compatible viewer yet, you are MISSING OUT. I’m wearing the mesh boots and shorts that I blogged in yesterday over in the style blog, and they just moved beautifully with most of the poses. I wish I could say all of the poses but even mesh has its limits.

Later, I got a picture of Ulaa and me. I’m the dark haired one. There seemed to be some confusion on that last night. LOL

And then while she was AFK, I caught one more of her. I like the way it came out, but pictures are really way easier if the person you’re taking a photo of is pretty.

Okay, breakfast time. I just thought you guys would like a post NOT about the wedding for once. 😉 Oh, and because it’s been in my head since last night…