So earlier today, Rylan grabbed Ulaa and me and brought us to see baby furniture. After all, she’s pregnant and baby stuff is on her mind.
There were lots of full nursery rooms, and also rooms of furniture for toddlers to teens. If I had a kid, this would be her room.
Oh, and that is Mommy Rylan doing handstands. I don’t know HOW her baby is going to come out with all the shaking.
After the furniture trip, we decided we needed to swing by the grocery store. After all, we must eat! And Rylan needs to start stocking up on baby formula and diapers, too. You can never have too many diapers! We decided to go to the Pleasantville Grocery Store because they have organic food.
And I found pie! Y’all know how I love pie!
So somewhere during the shopping trip, Ulaa got hot and lost her top. We’re pretty sure she just wanted to start a new career as being the only hooker in Pleasantville. She’s even on FUNKY Avenue!
Rylan and I were going to hit the skating rink [I’m telling you, she’s an active pregnant lady!] while Ulaa was working on the corner, but when we showed up, people were already there.
Pretty sure, just by their conversation, that they were totally lost.
So very lost.
Then they said Rylan was ugly. If we weren’t afraid of that woman’s ass, shit would have gotten real, y’all!
Also, the woman seemed to want to take Ulaa’s place as the new Pleasantville hooker!! What the heck?? You can’t just be taking someone’s hooker spot. There are rules, you know!
Pleasantville wasn’t so pleasant anymore, so we got our groceries, covered Ulaa’s boobs, and went home.
Just a normal afternoon!